What it means to cook for a living

it actually means this page will take forever to fill, but be patient, it's coming.


When your osteopath says, "Your pancreas is like a salami. It should be like a bell pepper. Firm on the outside, but soft in the middle. Do you snack all throughout the day?" 

And this is what yo insides look like because 90% of your diet is duck scraps:

And suddenly your weekend "to do" list looks like this: